memes i want back:
David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song
when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes
my anaconda don’t want none unless you join the skeleton war, hun
|Song: its exactly what it looks like.|
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nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
i’ve been waiting for this
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
when a fanfic casually drops a reference or line from the show
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
GAH WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE SUBTITLES I CAN’T WATCH IT AT WORK SOMEONE REMIND ME IN 8 HOURS TO LOOK THIS UP
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shittyAlways reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
you guys must be fun at parties
you aren’t invited to this party
The Who/Sherlock dorms
Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms
disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)
Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)
This is so embarrassing.